May 2013
4 tags
perterterpamcakes:
Remember when we were little and our parents said not to share your food and drink with your friends because you would like get mono and die
lol
lameborghini:
life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
nauseousness:
call you names
tell you weird and personal details about myself
say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
share funny photos from my tumblr dash
actually tell you when i’m upset
try to make conversation with you
just generally act really...
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
so-tired-of-running:
del0ppus:
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Send me "Stalk" if you are a proud stalker of my...
obsessedobsesser:
ohaidanturners:
if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
This is some deep shit, man
“It hurts to let go. Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold on to...”
– Henry Rollins (via oceanghosts)
mia-redworth:
So you go crazy when you’re girlfriend kisses another boy but not when she kisses another girl? Hmm please explain the difference between these two actions as I don’t see one
me at the beginning of the semester: i'm gonna live, i'm gonna fly
me now: i'm gonna fail, i'm gonna die
Stay Positive - Inspiring Quotes: Meanings Behind... →
psych-quotes:
Sometimes you may have a truly bizarre dream, but more often than not, our dreams fall into common themes. Many people dream about similar things, and while we have different thoughts and emotions that influence our dreams, there are similar meanings across these common…
“Nothing in the world can bother you as much as your own mind, I tell you. In...”
– Sri Sri Ravi Shankar (via diirtyglam)
